She sat at the bar like a lady holding court among suitors and ladies in waiting. She was so above me that she was the moon and all the stars, I was lower than mud My friends tried to talk me out of it. "It's suicide" "No way" But I was undaunted. I was bolstered [...]
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A punishment ungiven
"I didn't know" he says to me as his eyes dart to and fro It's the first thing that he has said since I found out that he'd been neglecting his studies The anger that had been within when I felt lied to subsides It's replaced by a strange sort of calm and despite myself [...]
Mixed messages
I am sick in love Please take me to the emergency room pump me full of chemicals and leave the light on Please, leave the light on baby There is too much darkness and misery and filth in this torn-up, third-rate world of ours Oh baby, I am sick Sick like plutonium oceans, drowning kittens [...]
Babbling on infinity
This is another poem about flowers and sunsets this is a poem about rage and fear and hate there are five dollar words and I surreptitiously pontificate Maybe menacingly mention my mundane melancholy as I allow asinine alliteration to allay all doubt I am a fraud a phony a fake It's quite obvious, I'm figured [...]
Recounting the events of the previous day while staring at the ceiling at 4:27 in the morning
It was early in the day and I was paralyzed by doubt I laid in my bed, felt the building of dread and how I can't figure it out I was standing at the station and I was paralyzed by doubt I waited for the train, and was going insane as the people bustled all [...]
PosterGASM
If you have had to walk through any public space for any decent length at all, you will have seen all manner of posters. These little packets of information are often absorbed without really thinking about it. Quite some time ago, a group of strange folks created a movement called Discordianism. One part culture-jamming, one [...]